INDIA ONE UP ON THE US

Sign on closed door: PRESIDENT PM BRIEFING 


Left bubble: mr president, we are one-up on you any day. you've invaded afghanistan and iraq, we have invaded Kashmir, central india and north east. you push the poor further into poverty, we push ours into unlivable city slums. you drive the rich to become millionaires, we push our millionaires to become billionaires. you have only one ‘m’ word to blame for all your problems, we have two – muslims and Maoists and anyone addressing injustice is called their sympathizer

Right bubble: (the president is speechless in ALL CAPS)