Dr. BINAYAK SEN - POSTAL DEPT ATTRITION

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: INDIAN POSTAL DEPT. MEETING

LEFT BUBBLE: WE ARE FACING THE WORST ATTRITION EVER SIR. 

right bubble: since when

LEFT BUBBLE: SINCE A CHHATTISGARH COURT SENTENCED ONE BINAYAK SEN TO LIFE IMPRISONEMENT FOR DELIVERING LETTER TO SOME MAOIST

right bubble: really? what do we do to get them back?

LEFT BUBBLE: HAVE THE AFSPA ACT APPLICABLE TO POSTMEN TOO?

WIKILEAKS HACKERS HUNT

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: Global Violent Rebels Meet

ONLY BUBBLE: Awaken and arm your sleeper cells, and tell them to join govt. forces globally to hunt pro-wikileaks hackers. A handful of them are doing a better job of disrupting reckless capitalism than our thousands worldwide, that too without killing anyone. Those buggers will make beggars of us. Everybody will now want to fund them instead of us.

NO NEW REVOLUTION

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: Global governments meet
Only Bubble: We will have to ride out the wikileaks storms secure in the knowledge that the common man globally does not really care for the truth. Otherwise there would have been protests on the streets everywhere, a global revolution would have brewed by now.

WORLD UNITED AGAINST JULIAN ASSANGE

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: PRESS CONFERENCE PRESIDENT, USA

LEFT BUBBLE: IN AN UNPRECEDENTED DEVELOPMENT THE REST OF THE WORLD HAS UNANIMOUSLY AGREED TO COME TOGETHER HELP THE UNITED STATES TO BRING PEACE TO THE WORLD BY ENSURING THAT THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN… 

right bubble: by ‘this’ you mean corruption, poverty deaths, cross country espionage, reckless capitalism, invasion of other countries etc. don’t you?

LEFT BUBBLE: NO! I MEAN ITS EXPOSURE BY SELF RIGHTEOUS FOOLS LIKE JULIAN ASSANGE.

WIKILEAK'S JULIAN ASSANGE FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE 

ONLY BUBBLE: WE AWARD THE NOBEL OF NOBEL PEACE PRICE FOR THE 21ST CENTURY TO WIKILEAKS’ JULIAN ASSANGE. NEVER BEFORE IN THE LONG HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAVE GOVERNMENTS, CORPORATIONS, RELIGIOUS GROUPS ETC. UNITED IN SUCH LARGE NUMBERS, PUTTING THEIR IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES ASIDE, ALL TO PERSECUTE, PROSECUTE AND PUNISH THE ASS..AHEM… ANGE.

INDO FRENCH JAITAPUR NUCLEAR DEAL

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: INDO FRENCH NUCLEAR DEAL

Left bubble: But Mr. Presient, the nuclear reactor technology you are selling us is untested and might lead to a lot of deaths and environmental damage ? What’s more you don’t even want to be held liable?

RIGHT BUBBLE: MR. PM, YOU ARE A GREAT NATION. WITH YOUR POPULATION AND FOREIGN RESERVES, YOU COULD TAKE A LITTLE HIT. BESIDES YOUR ABILITY TO ABSORB A LITTLE COLLATERAL DAMAGE WILL RAISE YOUR STATURE IN THE EYES OF THE DEVELOPED WORLD. YOUR EXPERT HANDLING OF THE BHOPAL GAS LEAK HAS MADE YOU A DEVELOPING NATION FROM AN UNDERDEVELOPED ONE, RAISED YOUR GDP MANY POINTS. IMAGINE WHAT A LITTLE NUCLEAR ACCIDENT WILL DO FOR YOUR ECONOMY…

JULIAN ASSANGE NOW

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR:CIA BRIEFING ROOM

No you fool, we are done with Osama Bin laden. It's Julian Assange now get it. We now allocate billions of dollars of defense budget for him, we now send our armed forces and spies after him.

JULIAN ASSANGE

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: CIA WAR ROOM BRIEFING

left bubble: what is it… who’s that you’ve captured on screen rushing towards USA at lightning speed. Is it a bird… no looks like a plane… 

RIGHT BUBBLE: NO CAPTAIN, ER, THAT’S UM, A MAN…

left bubble: don’t tell me you caught the mythical superman on camera..

RIGHT BUBBLE: ER, NO SIR… IT’S JULIAN ASSANGE…

left bubble: arm the stealth bombers, ready the nukes… USA IS UNDER ATTACK…