Kapil Sibal's FDI

Sign On Closed Door: Kap-ill See-Ball's Office


Kap-ill See-Ball: The UPA Govt. is all for Retail FDI in the country.

Secretary: You mean Facebook Deactivation Initiation.
                 Or Was It Facebook Damage-Control in India
                 No. Isn't it Facebook Detoxification in India

Kap-ill See-Ball: F#*$@% (Sound of head slapping)

Catty Indian Middle Class

The Indian Middle Class is a hypocritical lot. They are the ones who give and take bribes, they are the ones who run the corrupt Indian bureaucracy, they are the ones who elect the corrupt government, they are the one who conveniently refuse to come out on the street to protest the many ills of the system even when others are dying due to their lack of action... and today they are the ones who are lending the most vocal support for the anti-corruption movement led by Anna Hazare. Not really surprising as the movement is against a corrupt party in power (Congress) and is tacitly being orchestrated by the second largest party - both in terms of numbers and corruption (BJP). There's little hope that much good would come out of this movement, which people are mistaking to be a revolution.  

The Bad And The Corrupt Love Anna Hazare

Sign On Closed Door: Corrupt Politicians Meeting

"Gandhi was a man who truly understood problems. Anna Hazare is a blessing in disguise for us. People think Lokpal is a magic antidote to corruption. Let them. We’ll oppose it first, arrest Anna and create drama. Later we’ll accept defeat. People will feel victorious at getting Lokpal. Later we’ll corrupt Lokpal too, like we have the police and judiciary. If people are dumb enough not to realize that what will curb corruption is their daily involvement in democracy, then they deserve a naïve Anna and another corruptible power structure like Lokpal… "

London Riot On Indian Cricketers

Sign On Closed Door: MAHARASHTRA POLICE CONTROL ROOM

"Sir I have an idea about out officers who killed farmers. Send them on riot control duty in the UK."

"The Riots ARE in control in UK now."

"I’m talking about the riots on Indian cricketers sire. The coveted test cricket crown is stolen and a nation’s ego set on fire. We can send our in-form Pune police to shoot sense into English cricketers."

UID AADHAR

Jairam Ramesh

What usually happens behind closed doors, sometimes happens in the open. 

India will miss the one good minister who despite not such a great ministry, rattled the establishment (yes, while being in it), making everyone realise that indeed one man in the right place can make the difference. While he choose people's, nation's and environmental interest before an unregulated, unmonitored and ecologically devestating development, he is now doing the latter. This is an epitaph lamenting the man that he is no more. 

(Text and concept Satyen K. Bordoloi. Image taken from the web)

Dr. BINAYAK SEN - POSTAL DEPT ATTRITION

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: INDIAN POSTAL DEPT. MEETING

LEFT BUBBLE: WE ARE FACING THE WORST ATTRITION EVER SIR. 

right bubble: since when

LEFT BUBBLE: SINCE A CHHATTISGARH COURT SENTENCED ONE BINAYAK SEN TO LIFE IMPRISONEMENT FOR DELIVERING LETTER TO SOME MAOIST

right bubble: really? what do we do to get them back?

LEFT BUBBLE: HAVE THE AFSPA ACT APPLICABLE TO POSTMEN TOO?

WIKILEAKS HACKERS HUNT

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: Global Violent Rebels Meet

ONLY BUBBLE: Awaken and arm your sleeper cells, and tell them to join govt. forces globally to hunt pro-wikileaks hackers. A handful of them are doing a better job of disrupting reckless capitalism than our thousands worldwide, that too without killing anyone. Those buggers will make beggars of us. Everybody will now want to fund them instead of us.

NO NEW REVOLUTION

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: Global governments meet
Only Bubble: We will have to ride out the wikileaks storms secure in the knowledge that the common man globally does not really care for the truth. Otherwise there would have been protests on the streets everywhere, a global revolution would have brewed by now.

WORLD UNITED AGAINST JULIAN ASSANGE

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: PRESS CONFERENCE PRESIDENT, USA

LEFT BUBBLE: IN AN UNPRECEDENTED DEVELOPMENT THE REST OF THE WORLD HAS UNANIMOUSLY AGREED TO COME TOGETHER HELP THE UNITED STATES TO BRING PEACE TO THE WORLD BY ENSURING THAT THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN… 

right bubble: by ‘this’ you mean corruption, poverty deaths, cross country espionage, reckless capitalism, invasion of other countries etc. don’t you?

LEFT BUBBLE: NO! I MEAN ITS EXPOSURE BY SELF RIGHTEOUS FOOLS LIKE JULIAN ASSANGE.

WIKILEAK'S JULIAN ASSANGE FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE 

ONLY BUBBLE: WE AWARD THE NOBEL OF NOBEL PEACE PRICE FOR THE 21ST CENTURY TO WIKILEAKS’ JULIAN ASSANGE. NEVER BEFORE IN THE LONG HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAVE GOVERNMENTS, CORPORATIONS, RELIGIOUS GROUPS ETC. UNITED IN SUCH LARGE NUMBERS, PUTTING THEIR IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES ASIDE, ALL TO PERSECUTE, PROSECUTE AND PUNISH THE ASS..AHEM… ANGE.

INDO FRENCH JAITAPUR NUCLEAR DEAL

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: INDO FRENCH NUCLEAR DEAL

Left bubble: But Mr. Presient, the nuclear reactor technology you are selling us is untested and might lead to a lot of deaths and environmental damage ? What’s more you don’t even want to be held liable?

RIGHT BUBBLE: MR. PM, YOU ARE A GREAT NATION. WITH YOUR POPULATION AND FOREIGN RESERVES, YOU COULD TAKE A LITTLE HIT. BESIDES YOUR ABILITY TO ABSORB A LITTLE COLLATERAL DAMAGE WILL RAISE YOUR STATURE IN THE EYES OF THE DEVELOPED WORLD. YOUR EXPERT HANDLING OF THE BHOPAL GAS LEAK HAS MADE YOU A DEVELOPING NATION FROM AN UNDERDEVELOPED ONE, RAISED YOUR GDP MANY POINTS. IMAGINE WHAT A LITTLE NUCLEAR ACCIDENT WILL DO FOR YOUR ECONOMY…

JULIAN ASSANGE NOW

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR:CIA BRIEFING ROOM

No you fool, we are done with Osama Bin laden. It's Julian Assange now get it. We now allocate billions of dollars of defense budget for him, we now send our armed forces and spies after him.

JULIAN ASSANGE

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: CIA WAR ROOM BRIEFING

left bubble: what is it… who’s that you’ve captured on screen rushing towards USA at lightning speed. Is it a bird… no looks like a plane… 

RIGHT BUBBLE: NO CAPTAIN, ER, THAT’S UM, A MAN…

left bubble: don’t tell me you caught the mythical superman on camera..

RIGHT BUBBLE: ER, NO SIR… IT’S JULIAN ASSANGE…

left bubble: arm the stealth bombers, ready the nukes… USA IS UNDER ATTACK…

USING ARMED FORCES ON ITS OWN PEOPLE

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: Central-State Home Ministers Meeting

Look, we have to use our armed forces against our own people. I know you don’t like this. Neither do i? But unlike the USA which can invade other countries for their resources, we have no other option but to cannibalize our own. Once we become a developed nation, we can attack other countries.

UNIQUE IDENTITY (UID)

Sign outside Closed Door: SHINING INDIA, Global UID meeting

Gentlemen, the sign of a developing nation is when technology overpasses the basic human need of food, clothing, shelter, hygiene etc… We are going to provide a Unique Identity to every Indian, ESPECIALLY our 400 million, hungry, malnutritioned, dying, poor people … technology will reach where food and water have failed. Of course their high mortality rate is a challenge… but that's not our problem.