USING ARMED FORCES ON ITS OWN PEOPLE

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: Central-State Home Ministers Meeting

Look, we have to use our armed forces against our own people. I know you don’t like this. Neither do i? But unlike the USA which can invade other countries for their resources, we have no other option but to cannibalize our own. Once we become a developed nation, we can attack other countries.

UNIQUE IDENTITY (UID)

Sign outside Closed Door: SHINING INDIA, Global UID meeting

Gentlemen, the sign of a developing nation is when technology overpasses the basic human need of food, clothing, shelter, hygiene etc… We are going to provide a Unique Identity to every Indian, ESPECIALLY our 400 million, hungry, malnutritioned, dying, poor people … technology will reach where food and water have failed. Of course their high mortality rate is a challenge… but that's not our problem.

JAIRAM RAMESH

SIGN ON CLOSED DOOR: FOREIGN - INDIAN PARTNERS MEET

stopping our BT seeds, investment in illegal mines, flats in Adarsh, stake in dams and how the hill city… you are telling me one man is responsible!!! 

YES SIR

you kidding? one man with a pointless cabinet portfolio? how does he do it?

SIMPLE SIR, HE USUALLY SIDES WITH THE TRUTH. WITH TWO RAM’S IN HIS NAME, HE LIGHTS OUR PYRES… ‘RAM NAAM SATYA HAI’

BIHAR NITESH KUMAR VICTORY

Sign on closed Door: BIHAR POOLS VICTORY PRESS CONFERENCE

ONLY BUBBLE: I DEDICATE MY VICTORY TO MY POLITICAL RIVAL AND EX-CM. BUT FOR HIS STUPENDOUS INCOMPETENCE, THE BULB OF MY LITTLE COMPETENCE WOULD NOT HAVE SEEMED LIKE A BRIGHT DAZZLING SUN TO THE PEOPLE OF MY STATE.

LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP IN THE 21ST CENTURY

Sign on closed door: BEDROOM

left bubble: honey we’ll be all right. After all distance only makes the heart grow fonder. 

RIGHT BUBBLE: ER, SUGAR, WHAT CENTURY ARE YOU LIVING IN? IN AGE OF CHEAP CONNECTIVITY, ABSENCE ACTUALLY MAKES THE HEART WANDER. 

left bubble: well, doesn’t matter as it also makes your love go blinder. 

RIGHT BUBBLE: ACTUALLY IT MERELY PERMITS YOUR LOVE TO SQUANDER

NIIRA RADIA - BARKHA DUTT - VIR SANGHVI

GOD IS SELECTIVELY OMNIPRESENT

BOLLYWOOD AWARDS NIGHT

DISAPPEARING ACT

ADARSH BUILDING SCAM 2

POWER PLAY IN MAHARASHTRA

Sign on Closed Door: MAHARASHTRA PARTY MEET

LEFT BUBBLE: ADARSH, TELECOM, CWG; THE SCAM LIST SEEM NEVER ENDING. IT'S TIME FOR SOME PAWAR IN THE STATE

right bubble: but madam, there are younger, more eligible men in the party

LEFT BUBBLE: YES, BUT NONE AS BATTLE HARDENED AS HIM. WHY, LIKE HARRY POTTER HE EVEN HAS A UGLY MARK ON HIS FACE FIGHTING HONESTY AND INTEGRITY FOR DECADES. AND NO EVIL OF TRUTH, ACCOUNTABILITY AND JUSTICE CAN TOUCH HIM. HE CAN TEACH STATE NOVICES A THING OR TWO.


Sharad Pawar- the making of a modern maratha

MODERNIZATION OF FTII

Sign on closed door: I&B MINISTRY MEETING

LEFT BUBBLE: WE HAVE GOT TO MODERNIZE THE FILM INSTITUTE. DANGEROUS THINGS ARE TAUGHT THERE.

right bubble: like what sir?

LEFT BUBBLE: LIKE THE NOTION THAT CINEMA CAN ALSO BE ART AND CRAFT, CAN BRING CHANGE AND REVOLUTION, CAN BE WORSHIPPED BY VIEWERS AND NOT JUST LAUGHED AT, OF CINEMA FOR CINEMAS SAKE, THAT EVEN THE POOR CAN MAKE FILMS, THAT ALONGSIDE COMMERCIAL – THERE CAN BE A PARALLEL CINEMA, THAT SOME PEOPLE STILL WATCH CINEMA FOR ENLIGHTENMENT...

right bubble: Really sir? Silly ain’t it, how the standards of education are falling everywhere… 

To know more about the issue: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/pune/FTII-privatisation-draft-rejected/articleshow/6937989.cms

INVEST IN INDIA

Sign on closed door: INDO EU JOINT CONCLAVE

True, you pay bribes in India. But look at it as investment, in lieu of which you get total clearance to do anything – kill and displace tribals to mine their land, underpay menial labour, escape liability for accidents, advertise in and buy the media etc. Do all that you cannot do in your own countries. Once India becomes a true people’s democracy like yours, you lose this little window of opportunity…

BRIBE - 15 OR 150 CRORES?

Sign on closed door: HIGH LEVEL PARTY MEET

left bubble:“how could you bring shame to the party thus?”

RIGHT BUBBLE: “SIR TELL ME HAVE I EVER DISRESPECTED PARTY HIGH COMMAND. I SWEAR I ASKED FOR 150 CRORES, NOT 15.” 

left bubble: “it does irreparable damage to party reputation. everyone will now want concession in bribe. anyways, then what happened?”

RIGHT BUBBLE: “WELL HE BEGGED & SAID HE COULD GIVE ONLY 15 & I SAID IT’S A SHAME TO BARGAIN, HE BEING SUCH A BIG INDUSTRIALIST & ALL. WHEN HE CONTINUED BEGGING, I SIMPLY TOLD HIM ‘TA-TA’.”

Reference: http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/article888305.ece

INDIAN PATRIOT

Sign on closed door: PRESIDENT PM BRIEFING

left bubble: mr. president, during my term, my nations hunger-death and millionaires have doubled, the poor are at greater unrest while the rich have more rest, middle class aspires to become upper class who aspire to become american class, we have quadrupled tax on the poor to subsidize the rich, we jail small offenders while freeing big scamsteers and anyone exposing injustice is branded a maoist or muslim or their sympathizers. 

RIGHT BUBBLE: CLEARLY YOU HAVE BECOME AN EXPERT IN OUR GAME! ARE YOU OPEN TO BECOMING MY ADVISOR AFTER RETIREMENT?

left bubble: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR ECONOMY CAN'T AFFORD ME! BESIDES, I AM A PATRIOT!

  

AUNG SAN SUU KYI

left bubble: why couldn’t she have disappeared in 15 years

RIGHT BUBBLE: SOME PEOPLE BECOME TOO CELEBRATED OWING TO THEIR FIGHT AGAINST INJUSTICE TO BE ELIMINATED

left bubble: that is an oxymoron

RIGHT BUBBLE: YES, THE WORLD HAS SEEN MANY SUCH BULL-HEADED MORONS – GANDHI, SOLZHENITSYN, MANDELA, ROY…